Lieth not with thine palmtop
My geeky friend Scott has an HP-100 palmtop PC. He carries it around with him everywhere. He's very fond of it; perhaps too fond. That's why I had to quote some holy scripture to him:

I am concerned about your unnatural affections toward your palmtop, brother Scott. I think that serious study of these bible verses might help to set you on the proper path.

The Book of Palmtops, chapter 19, verses 1 to 3:

" And the LORD did look upon Pittsburgh, and he did see that the inhabitants therein did commit great abominations in the sight of the LORD.

For among them was a man who would lieth with his HP palmtop as with a woman. And the LORD resolved to destroy the city and all the inhabitants therein.

Then the LORD rained upon Pittsburgh brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; And he smote them a very great slaughter, and overthrew the city, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the city, and that which grew upon the ground."

Amen!

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Bill Curry (wbcurry+@pitt.edu)